content warning: pee. lots of pee
technically not really nsfw but i wouldn't open this page at work regardless
technically not really nsfw but i wouldn't open this page at work regardless
piss
Species: pee, but somehow sorta shaped like a pony?
Age: older than mammals Gender: female Height: varies Weight: varies Occupation: goddess of pee Extra: Piss can't speak, but can make gurgling and bubbling noises to express herself. She's very expressive in body language, expressions and gestures as well. |
about
One day me and Sebby were drawing a pony in iscribble and i forgot we were drawing a pony and gave it human legs and then it was also made of pee and the whole creation was too glorious for words so she's a goddess now.
story
Piss is the goddess of pee, and in charge of making sure everyone is able to pee properly and satisfyingly. When she slacks off people may get bladder infections or other urinating-related problems, which she in turn also has to resolve. When she's angry with someone, she may even give them bladder stones!
Though she is an important goddess, she's not very popular even among other gods because she smells like pee all the time, completely consisting of the matter. Her health and vigor can be understood from the consistency; the less watery she is, the better she's feeling! personality
Piss is naturally very curious, but also has a somewhat short attention span. She can't speak, but she loves being spoken to, especially if you are telling her a story she hasn't heard yet!
When she's not too busy with work (even though she should be), she's usually exploring or trying to make new friends. She's not often very successful, as pee isn't wildly popular among most! |